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Judging Books By Their Covers.

To see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wild flower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour.

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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(via budvveiser)

pemsylvania:

someone left a shopping cart in my drive way so i took it back down to the dollar store and the manager thanked me and bought my soda but when i got home it exploded all over me. i cant keep track of the wins and losses anymore

(via consistentcrying)

roryomalley:

i’ve never met hugh jackman but i trust him.

(via vagiants)

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

(via drinkstahnight)

augustsuwaters:

"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."

(via consistentcrying)

finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

(via consistentcrying)