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Judging Books By Their Covers.

To see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wild flower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour.

handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

(via bl0nde-m0ments)

officialbreakfast:

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

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brokje:

divinedorothy:

do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies

(via rachelfuckingduncan)

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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(via rachelfuckingduncan)

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

lameborghini:

my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real

(via waitingsolong)

cknd:

I spend so much time alone behind my computer if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

(via time-not-well-wasted)

zackisontumblr:

i’m just kidding
unless you’re okay with what i just said 

(via bl0nde-m0ments)

rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

(via time-not-well-wasted)

crimewave420:

unregistered-hypercam2:

all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

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(via consistentcrying)